

based on pretty much the best thing i’ve ever read on the kink meme ever
it’s embarrassing how much i like making pokemon sprites
oh Lord.. that “John is Chuffed” .. oh my god x’D
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Appearance
I have/had piercings besides the ears.I want piercings besides the ears.- I have many scars.
I tan easily.- I wish my hair was a different color
.- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/had braces.
- I have more than two piercings.
Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.I’ve glued my hand to something.I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my noseI’ve had my pants rip in public.I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.Health
- I’ve gotten stitches.
- I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had chicken pox
- Travel
I’ve been to Florida.I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.I’ve been on a plane.- I’ve been to California.
- I’ve been to Asia.
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
- I’ve been to the Caribbean.
I’ve been to Europe.Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city.I’ve seen a shooting star.I’ve wished on a shooting star.- I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.I’ve slapped someone.- I’ve kissed someone underwater.
I’ve chugged something.- I’ve crashed a car.
- I’ve been skiing.
- I’ve been in a musical.
- I’ve auditioned for something.
I’ve been on stage.I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.- I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
.I’ve pranked someone.I’ve ridden in a taxi.Honesty / Crime
- I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
I’ve broken a law.- I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.- I’ve snuck out.
I’ve lied about my whereabouts.- I’ve cheated while playing a game. (I hate cheaters >:[)
- I’ve been in a fist fight.
Death
- I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.- I’ve seen someone/something die.
Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.- I have attempted suicide.
I’ve thought about suicide before.- I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
- I own over 5 rap CD’s.
- I’m obsessed with anime/manga.
- I collected comic books.
- I own a lot of makeup.
- I own something from Pac Sun.
- I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.- I own something from Abercrombie.
- I thrive on compliments.
- I thrive on hate.
Random
I can sing low key.- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others easily.
I watch the news occasionally or always.I don’t like to kill bugs.I sing in the shower- I’m a morning person.
- I’m a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.I care about grammar.I love to spam friends.- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well.My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.- I would wear pajamas to school.
- I like Martha Stewart.
I laugh at my own jokes.I eat fast food weekly.I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.- I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
- I’m really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.I bite/used to bite my nails.I’m good at remembering names.I’m good at remembering dates.I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.People
- ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
- ..called me fat.
- ..have said I’m skinny.
..have said I’m ugly...have said I’m pretty...have spread rumors about me...force me to eat.- ..say I eat too much.
- ..say I eat too little.
Eating
I’ve lost weight.I’ve gained weight.I’m at my thinnest.- I’m at my biggest.
I’ve lost weight and kept it off.- I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
- My weight affects my mood.
- I diet.
- I’m vegan/vegetarian.
- I exercise.
- I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
Family
I’ve sworn at my parents.(told my Dad to stop pissing on my bonfire :[)- I’ve planned to run away from home before.
- I’ve run away from home.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want kids in the future.- I’ve had kids.
- I’ve lost a child.
Relationships
Sexuality
- I’m engaged.
- I’m married.
I’m single.- I’ve gone on a blind date.
I have/had a friend with benefits.- I miss someone right now.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back probably.Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’m a cuddler.- I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger.I’ve kissed a stranger.Bad times
I regularly drink.- I can’t swallow pills
I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.- I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
- I have/had anxiety problems.
I shut others out when I’m upset.- I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
- have taken/take anti-depressants.
I’ve slept an entire day before.- I’ve plotted revenge.
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I has a scone!
and it’s scone like cone, not scone like gone. I have this argument with my friend from cavan all the time. Same with the book/cook pronunciation majigger.
I had this argument with the same friend again. IT’S SCONE LIKE A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CONE
How the fuck are you supposed to do the “once it’s gone, it’s scone” or something joke now?
F7U12 to all y’all.
I get really intense about this song when I’m bored
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History of Robert Downey Jr. presenting at the Oscars (1989 - present)
He’s the human personification of fine wine.
^^
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My personality:
- I’m loud
- I’m obnoxious.
- I’m sarcastic.
- I’m cocky.
- I cry easily.
- I have a bad temper.
- For the most part I don’t like people.
- I’m easy to get along with.
- I have more enemies than friends.
- I’ve smoked
- I’ve smoked weed.
- I drink coffee.
- I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
- I wear makeup.
- I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
- I wear contacts.
- I wear glasses.
- I need glasses.
- I have braces.
- I change my hair colour often.
- I straighten my hair often.
- I have a piercing.
Relationships:
- I’m in a relationship now.
- I’m forever alone.
- I have a crush.
- I’m always scared of being hurt.
- I’ve told someone I love them when I didn’t.
- An ex has physically abused me at least once.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve been in love more than two times.
- I believe in love at first sight.
- I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships:
- I have a best friend.
- I have at least five good friends.
- I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
- I’ve beaten up a friend.
- I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
- I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve been on a train.
- Someone close to me has died.
- I’ve taken a taxi.
- I’ve taken a city bus.
- I’ve taken a school bus.
- I’ve gone bungee jumping.
- I’ve made a speech.
- I’ve been in some sort of club.
- I’ve won an award.
- I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
- I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music:
- I listen to R&B.
- I listen to country.
- I listen to pop.
- I listen to techno.
- I listen to rock.
- I listen to heavy metal.
- I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
- I hate the radio. -only because they get really repetitive, and play songs that i don’t want to hear.
- I buy vinyl.
Television:
- I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
- I watch soap operas daily.
- I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
- I’ve seen and liked/love the O.C.
- I’ve seen and like One Tree Hill.
- I’ve seen and like The Vampire Diaries
- I’ve seen and like Popular.
- I’ve seen and like 24.
- I’ve seen and liked/loved CSI.
- I’ve seen and like Everwood.
- You haven’t seen many shows in this list.
Family Life:
- I get along with both of my parents.
- My biological parents are still together.
- I have at least one brother.
- I have at least one sister.
- I have at least one step brother/sister.
- I have at least one half brother/sister
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- I’ve sworn at my parents.
- I’ve made my parents cry.
- I’ve lied to my parents.
- I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
- I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
- I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
- I’ve been grounded.
- I’ve walked out while grounded.
Hair:
- I’ve been brown.
- I’ve had streaks.
- I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
- I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
- I’ve been blonde.
- I’ve been black.
- I’ve been red.
- I’ve been light brown.
- I’ve been blue/green.
- I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
- I use conditioner.
- I’ve used silk therapy.
- I’ve used hot oil treatments.
- I’ve curled my hair.
- I’ve straightened my hair.
- I’ve ironed my hair.
- I’ve plaited my hair.
- I’m a man, I don’t do any of this shit.
School:
- I’ve yelled at a teacher.
- I’ve been suspended.
- I’ve had an in-school suspension.
- I’ve been sent to the head’s office.
- I’ve walked out on class.
- I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
- I’ve skipped a whole class for a month.
- I’ve failed a test.
- I’ve cheated on a test.
- I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
- I’ve failed Art.
- I’ve failed P.E.
- I’ve failed Math.
- I’ve failed another class.
- A teacher has called my parents.
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when your favourite band makes videos like this
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DEAR SHERLOCK FANDOM.
Listen to this song, look at the gifs.
Your day just got significantly worse, didn’t it?
^ WELL FUCK
I just lost it. Bawling.
What is this shit?
Emotions waaaat.
(Source: norsed, via padamoosen)